… and the award goes to … ME!
So I was chatting to my friend today, saying I was tired yesterday and felt like a nap in the afternoon but felt silly.
Why? Have a nap he said.
I looked at him … Why? There’s nothing wrong me.
Ummm oh yes hang on she mutters as she scratches her head, I have cancer or rather I am being treated for it, hoping all the little fuckers are gone from my body.
Yes okay I can have a nana nap if I want to …