Dear DVT pretend tights aka bandage thingies

Dear Squeezey Things,
Stop bunching up!!!! We are not going to be good friends we both know it! Just cooperate or I’ll chuck you out in Dubai and swear at you when I do it!!!
PS because you were wriggling I went to the bathroom to fix you now I have lost the business class people. I should be comfy and back on board by now not sitting in amongst hundreds of germ breathing people! Damn you, you are on borrowed time!!!

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